How To Coast Through Life

1. Never set your alarm to anything before noon. Only fools wake up at an acceptable time.
2. Never do anything you want to do. Only do what other people or society tells you to.
3. If things aren't working out, wait for it to get better. No need to waste time and energy on things that should come naturally. 
4. Don't express your creativity. Nobody needs to see any of that. 
5. Screw the gym. Nobody needs exercise to feel better about themselves.
6. If you insist on going to the gym, never increase any of your weights or exert yourself in any way. Sweating is gross!
7. Make sure you have as much free time as possible. 
8. Fill your free time with Reddit. 
9. Neglect your blog and put off writing anything for it.
10. Watch other people lead more interesting lives than you are.